should the government pay homosexuals to fornicate? i say no

this year delegate marshall and attorney general bob mcdonnell are promoting a special amendment that will make it illegal for the government to pay homosexuals to fornicate. i had no idea this was currently happening, but i'm very alarmed to learn from newsmax.com that it's been going on for some time now.

some liberals are spreading filth on the internet and claiming that this amendment legalizes wife beating. this is of course a lie concocted by beastiality enthusiasts who fear that this amendment will prevent them from receiving a hud grant for having a relations with their dog.

either way, wife beating is not a government issue, it's a family issue. it's an issue that the government should stay out of, because it's between a husband, his woman, and a priest (if he wants). the government has no business overruling a husband...unless he gets really unruly and knocks her unconscious a for couple of weeks straight (like into a coma) or keeps her in a cage for more than four hours per day. otherwise, these are family matters...and i'm not talking about the urkel show.

now excuse me i'm going install some really slippery stairs. hopefully my wife doesn't fall down them after this amendment passes, but you never know.