my blog rankings
it's come to my attention that others write blogs. some are probably homosexuals, and rest are probably written by micheal golden from his private chamber in the surpreme court, god bless him. i will now rank the blogs in order of demonic possession and threat to the american way.
1. raising kaine - this blog once tried to convert me to islam.
2. getting around - this man thought it would be easier to promote the homosexual agenda if he built up his body like mister clean.
3. commonwealth conservative - these men profess to be against homosexual marriage, and yet they joined together in a blog union. it's a slippery slope.
4. perservando - this blog may be run by mexicans. the name makes that much clear. what isn't clear is whether the owner of this blog has pointed a lazer beam at my house with the express permission of the atf.
5. not larry sabato - this blog is dedicated to destroying mars. while i support this goal (the masons have been trying to colonize mars for years), it has been fortold to me that this might cause the james river to turn to blood.
6. too conservative - this blog is run by the ex-soviet operatives pretending to be republicans. i had it's scribblings translated from russian into english. it was mostly rantings about building roads by raising higher taxes on vodka in windshield wipers. the only road that's being built by this blog is the road to hell.
7. waldo jaquith - this blog converts 400 people to homosexuality against their will every day. it also send 150 people into a demon induced tizzy fit. if abortion on demand is really legal, then i demand the abortion of waldo jaquith.
8. nova democrat - this is my first listing written by masons, for masons, and about masons. i've noticed that every time i read this blog a helicopter flies over my house.
9. alabama gop - this is my other blog. it will ensure that bob riley is not reelected. god bless roy moore. he will throw bob riley out the window of the governor's mansion like edward longshenks threw the homosexual that his son was dating out the window.
10. virginia belle - i read this blog and god punished me by forcing my son to wear a dress.
there you have it. these are the blogs that i read. the rest are controlled by nambla, although unicef is looking into that.
i'm going away again on a mission from god against the homosexuals. if i die, my final wishes are below:
i would like to be covered in plaster and sit in a big dish with water over my head.
1. raising kaine - this blog once tried to convert me to islam.
2. getting around - this man thought it would be easier to promote the homosexual agenda if he built up his body like mister clean.
3. commonwealth conservative - these men profess to be against homosexual marriage, and yet they joined together in a blog union. it's a slippery slope.
4. perservando - this blog may be run by mexicans. the name makes that much clear. what isn't clear is whether the owner of this blog has pointed a lazer beam at my house with the express permission of the atf.
5. not larry sabato - this blog is dedicated to destroying mars. while i support this goal (the masons have been trying to colonize mars for years), it has been fortold to me that this might cause the james river to turn to blood.
6. too conservative - this blog is run by the ex-soviet operatives pretending to be republicans. i had it's scribblings translated from russian into english. it was mostly rantings about building roads by raising higher taxes on vodka in windshield wipers. the only road that's being built by this blog is the road to hell.
7. waldo jaquith - this blog converts 400 people to homosexuality against their will every day. it also send 150 people into a demon induced tizzy fit. if abortion on demand is really legal, then i demand the abortion of waldo jaquith.
8. nova democrat - this is my first listing written by masons, for masons, and about masons. i've noticed that every time i read this blog a helicopter flies over my house.
9. alabama gop - this is my other blog. it will ensure that bob riley is not reelected. god bless roy moore. he will throw bob riley out the window of the governor's mansion like edward longshenks threw the homosexual that his son was dating out the window.
10. virginia belle - i read this blog and god punished me by forcing my son to wear a dress.
there you have it. these are the blogs that i read. the rest are controlled by nambla, although unicef is looking into that.
i'm going away again on a mission from god against the homosexuals. if i die, my final wishes are below:
i would like to be covered in plaster and sit in a big dish with water over my head.
posted by Pastor John at 1:13 PM
7 Comments:
TAKE THIS BLOG DOWN!!!
This is kinda cute.
Too Conservate seems to show more French traits, rather than Russian.
The 'pastor' thing isn't too cool, though.
I think this is the finest blog in the entire universe, other than NLS's of course :-)
either this is really funny, or really scary, i can't decide!
Spasiba!
You sound like republitarian,except you're a little more crass.
How dare you even write the word "God" from your sinners hand, may He judge you on your foul actions you so called "pastor". What church of the forsaken do you serve?
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