what is a liberal?
sometimes i am asked, what is a liberal? well, i am here to tell you. the first thing you should know is that liberals are tricky, like leprechauns and squirrels. do not lend them money because they will spend it on raunchy nickelodeons and anal lubricants, and then they will not pay you back, instead they will give the money to the federal government or to a cuban book club. this happened to me many times before i was the wise man i am today. though most liberals are homosexual in some way, some are bisexuals. the bisexual is one of the liberals' strongest recruiting tools. bisexuals are constantly on a mission to steal good christian husbands and wives away from their spouses. they will lure you with promises of threesomes with famous hollywood liberal communists, but then they will take you down the path of bestiality - there is nothing a liberal likes more than to coerce a good conservative man or woman into sexual relations with a horse or large dog. and usually liberals will invite their liberal judge friends to watch. and then the trial lawyers and the masons will videotape the whole thing and sell it to children. you might think i exaggerate, but today i am going easy on the liberals, believe it or not. tomorrow maybe i will reveal the full extent of their evil demonry.
posted by Pastor John at 8:43 PM
8 Comments:
Wait, which comes first? The homosexual liberals recruit bisexuals who recruit children with their bestiality porn? A diagram might help.
Thanks!
God would be proud of you jerk
Yes, we are here (bisexuals and homosexuals) just to steal spouses...Do you think we filled out a survey when we were born about what sexual orientation we would like to be? It's called empathy...think about it from two sides...
hopefully this can help clear your clouded view...
"bisexuals are constantly on a mission to steal good christian husbands and wives away from their spouses"
Is this the problem with acts of bisexuality? Would bisexuality meet your approval if practiced in private without involving husbands and wives?
and what if it involved husbands and knives?
How do I explain to my lost friend that bestiality is not just another "lifestyle choice"?
Brother John:
Praise be, you are truly blessed among men for spreading the word about what these vicious purse-toting winkie nabbers are tryibg to do to our Blessed God Given Civilization.
Why, next thing you know, they'll be trying to pass amendments allowing a man to marry a hamster, or God forbid, maybe even allowing race mixing.
Praise be, hallelujah, Brother John, in the name of the LORD, I do thank you for stopping the treachery of the ant-American liberal Saddam-loving traitors!
Yours for God's sake:
Joan from Zone 6
"While Jesus was having dinner at Matthew's house, many tax collectors and 'sinners' came and ate with him and his disciples.
When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, 'Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?'
On hearing this, Jesus said, 'It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. But go and learn what this means: 'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners."
Well sir I am a liberal I am not a homosexual or a bisexual. I have been married to one woman for the last 12 years. We have 2 great kids. We go to church every Sunday and we volunteer in the community when we can. I love the Lord and my savior Jesus.
I do what he asks of me. We as liberal Christians need to go and call on the sick and the sinners no matter who they are as I now call on you brother leave the hate behind focus on the Lord. Did Jesus suffer for your ignorance and intolerance. "Yes" now return the favor and let the hate go.
Read Matthew 20 verse 20-28 to remind yourself why we are here.
I will pray for you.
May the Lord touch your heart and change your Hitleristic perceptions.
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