Friday, May 13, 2005

refried welfare checks

the illegal immigration problem is getting out of control. just last week, over 15,000 mexicans entered my neighborhood. talk about suburban sprawl. they're all living in 44 small shacks that the government pays for. they emerge occasionally to collect government checks, but then go back to their layers. they send most of this money to their families in mexico and none of it is invested in the economy.

that's right. illegal immigrants are sitting in our land, ciphering away our tax money, and sending it straight to mexico. some of them aren't even alive anymore, they're just dead mexicans stuffed with straw that liberals put in wheel barrows, roll up to the welfare benefits office, and ask for their free money. and if the liberals don't get their checks they threaten to perform a homosexual act in an elementary school in front of the children. that's enough to convince any god fearing clerk at the welfare office to give out a check. their hand is forced.

this is a racket and nothing more. we're financing the mexican government. no wonder our property taxes keep going up. there are untold billions of dollars that the state pays to the mexican work force, and 11% of those people aren't even alive, their stuffed with straw or even hay.

the liberal media won't tell you about any of this, because guess what? hispanics don't work, they stay home and watch telemundo. so the liberal media collects advertising revenue because of these hispanics and they have an investment in these people not working and sitting at home.

if that's not crazy enough, some of these illegals are harassing doctors about medical care and trying to get it paid for too. imagine if your grandmother was sick with a cold and tried to go the emergency room, but six illegal immigrant children were waiting in line to get vaccinations instead of being sent back on their intertubes to mexico and cuba. imagine that. that's exactly what's happening.

i hear down at the welfare office they aren't even giving checks out to white or black people anymore. they give them all to illegals. it's a billion dollar industry and the liberal media is in on the whole thing. not to mention the "moderate" pinko republicans like jeb bush who wouldn't send armed soldiers to free terri schiavo, mainly because his wife is an illegal and would get arrested if they drew too much media attention to florida and they happened to check her papers.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE RACIST!!!! THIS SITE NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of ranting against you today, all I'm going to say is this: The most awesome radio station evet got taken over by Mexican salsa music crap, and that SUCKS.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous e_five said...

This is precisely why we need to mount (in a heterosexual way, of course) an all out war of conquest over the brown people to the south. We can call it Mexican-American War II: Alcapulco Groovin'.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous 1.

YOU ARE A DOLTHEAD!!! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SATIRE IF IT SMACKED YOU ACROSS YOUR HEAD AND THEN HAD YOUR HOMOSEXUAL LOVE-CHILD AFTER YOU MARRY IN VERMONT AGAINST OUR GREAT LEADER BUSH'S WISH ONLY TO DIVORCE YOU IN 4 MONTHS!!!1

Heterosexually yours,

Anonymous 4

4:24 PM  
Anonymous BungHolier Than Thou said...

I grow weary...

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mariachi music deadens brain cells. Why do you think the Mexicans are heading this way in droves? It has nothing to do with money or jobs. They just do not want to be lobotomized by the IQ-killing Mariachis. Mariachi is the musical equivalent of Mad Cow Disease.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fucked Jesus in the asshole, and your god damn, ignorant republican/conservative, homosexual party. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Fuckin' losers, you have the entire government under control and what can you do? NOTHING!

LONG LIVE BILL CLINTON!!!

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this website is fucking hilarious

10:59 AM  
Anonymous S.D. Hatfield said...

Boils down to common sense...for me, compassion...visa, no visa...blah blah blah...a life is a life is a life. People are people, no matter what 'label' we try to ascribe to them, what border we create..etc...and one last thing...you're spouting all these accusations...what about facts, where's your proof? Before you make assumptions and brood (over nonsense), do some REAl research, post links to support this shit you're trying to yank from your ass...etc...it may help to try and create a foundation for what you are bitching about...yet, taking from what you have posted, I'm assuming you lack the creative knowledge to do such a thing since all of your babbling is full of regurgitated bullshit...so so flawed you are.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm, here comes the clue train, last stop YOU! -- this blog is satirical, go borrow a sense of humour.

4:08 PM  

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