a mission of mercy

sometimes its easy to forget the heavenly purpose of this blog, and that is to fight and stop the homosexual agenda at all costs. the lord has sent me as his gardening hoe, and i will gladly destroy the liberal weeds in his name. but let us not forget that we are on a mission of mercy. our purpose is to cure the homosexuals of their wretched ailment and their lisps, just as our lord cured the lepers. we are on a mission of mercy, and no amount of liberal hatemongering will stop us on our task. we know the liberal agenda is closely tied to the homosexual agenda. for our purposes here they can be treated as one and the same. lets not forget what the liberals want to do. they want to recycle our bibles and turn them into toilet paper so they can support their sinful high-fiber diets. they want to force good christian men and women to fight like gradiators just like in the days of yore. they want to steal our children and sell them to neo-gypsy cults. the bucket painters and the one-armed swedish socialists in congress might let all this go, but i cannot give in so easily. i am on a mission of mercy. i have helped cure thousands of homosexuals, but there is still work to be done. i am on a mission of mercy, and i am an instrument of god. those who refuse to accept that mercy will surely meet the devil himself as they are engulfed in the flames of hell. and when i'm in heaven i'll look down on them and laugh because i did all i could. and jerry kilgore will be right there next to me, holding my hand.