the homosexual immigrant agenda

let's review - the homosexuals, the immigrants, the free-masons, the bug chasers, the keester-bandits, the pinkos, the pederasts, the one-eyed sodomites, and the bolsheviks are slowly pulling apart the fabric of our american society. but we need to address a new threat, and that is the homosexual immigrant. how do these crafty fellows get across our borders? tire tubes are one way, but i have it from credible sources that leninites in the state department in conjunction with a lesbian front group headed by jane fonda have been smuggling in homosexual mexicans, cubans, canadians, chinamen, and rhode islanders in the cargo holds of freight airplanes, luring them with scented bath products and large burritos. once inside our borders these fancy pants bucket-painters go right for our children and our welfare checks, luring our young ones with promises free government-provided television sets and skimpy sponge pants square bob underpants. i need not illustrate what happens after that. you have probably seen it with your very eyes, as i know i have.

there is little debate that homosexual immigrants pose a serious threat to our heterosexual way of life. the question is what will we do about it? i suggest you do like me - keep an eye on the masonic temples, the local convenience stores, the oriental restaurants, the cuban book clubs, the unitarian churches, the pagan organic farms, and the federal buildings scattered all across our fine state of virginia. if you hear a man talking funny like a girl or a mexican, make sure children and animals steer clear, then report that man to the local authorities or better yet the local militia. don't bother talking to the fbi though, it is a haven for french spies and possibly transexuals.