3000 hits per day
i have over 3000 hits per day now. i am the most powerful and most read blog on homosexuals in virginia. campaigns have been emailing me, complimenting me on my endorsements. they are very happy to be associated with me and want me to write more. occasionally, they want me to make changes to what i've written. i tell them that writing is organic and it must be cultivated. or some other homosexual double-speak that makes people stop harassing you. we can learn from the homosexuals. we must take their strengths and use them to our advantage.
god bless the conservative republicans. i feel so warm and toasty when i check my hit count. so full of love.
to all of those homosexuals who have been cured by this blog: you are welcome. to the rest of you: get well soon.
god bless the conservative republicans. i feel so warm and toasty when i check my hit count. so full of love.
to all of those homosexuals who have been cured by this blog: you are welcome. to the rest of you: get well soon.
posted by Pastor John at 5:30 PM
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For all you congregants: the good Rev. has decided to do some missionary work over at the ValleySense blog: www.valleysense.blogspot.com.
Come over an visit and bring some of them bodacious 3,000 hits with you.
Bitch! Quit deleting my comments!
"God blesses those people who are humble. The earth will belong to them! "
Matthew 5:5
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Hey Pastor, Rupert wanted me to tell you he's all sorry and everything for the mixup and all, and hope you recover soon. We sure thot it was a sheep, but guess the horns shoulda told us elsewise. But hey, just us ole boys having fun, ain't that right? When the casts are off and you're up and around again, maybe we can try er again, Bubba! Praise be and you take care now Pastor.
Pastor John,
Not only have your words cured me of my deviant homosexuality (that of course I innocently chose when just a youth) but you have also made me an intolerant, bigoted, selfish, conservative, full contributor to this great nation.
God bless you Pastor John!
i do not appreciate your comments on our blog. we are free to have whatever opinions we have. i do not care about your opinions, so please do not concern yourself with ours. keep your comments to yourself, they are not appreciated. we shall live our lives however we please.
What the hell are you talking about?
I too am very happy to finally have someone like the good Pastor here to fight the evil, french loving, Birkenstock wearing homo predators. Early this morning, I was in the outhouse thinking about our Glorious President Bush fighting the pillow-biters with noble and Christlike men like the good paster. The thought of the President (Lord Praise President Bush) and the good Pastor, bound in tight leather outfits, hurling large swords as they take on the satanic forces of those Queer Eye guys was enough to make the little American in my pants stand up and take notice.
I can only wish to be there when such manly men like the good paster take on the great pink hordes. The thought of him defending our American values, with his large chest muscles exposed through his shirt. His mighty hips move back and forth with each strike of his mighty staff of truth and honor.
Even now, my little American is standing tall over this glorious thought. Thank you good pastor. And may God and President Bush bless you on your noble travels.
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