what the illegal immigrants really want: your children
illegal immigrants are arriving on the shores of virginia every day. some come in tire tubes and others come in shuttle boats driven by liberals. they're infesting our countryside and damaging the purity of this nation.
but few people really know the true danger of illegals, because the liberal media doesn't want to tell you. they're floating up on their tire tubes towards the ocean shore and snatching up children. i recently read a report on newsmax.com that told me that this was a problem especially in new orleans where these free loaders are floating up from mexico, stealing children, then trading them on the black market for illegal drugs and big sombreros.
this rice and beans crowd needs to be locked up. it's time we took a real stand and threatened military action against mexico if they don't stop sending these illegals our way. but it won't happen soon because the liberal media won't tell you the whole story.
but few people really know the true danger of illegals, because the liberal media doesn't want to tell you. they're floating up on their tire tubes towards the ocean shore and snatching up children. i recently read a report on newsmax.com that told me that this was a problem especially in new orleans where these free loaders are floating up from mexico, stealing children, then trading them on the black market for illegal drugs and big sombreros.
this rice and beans crowd needs to be locked up. it's time we took a real stand and threatened military action against mexico if they don't stop sending these illegals our way. but it won't happen soon because the liberal media won't tell you the whole story.
posted by Pastor John at 7:35 AM
9 Comments:
Please stop this blog, NOW!!!!!!
This is by far the funniest post I have read in a long time. Keep up the great work!! (you should link to jesus' general, at www.patriotboy.blogspot.com)
anonymous that site is obviously a hack parody from someone who hates jesus. do not confuse this site for that.
I've heard you can get 2 big Sombreros for a White and Delightsome boy (3 for a girl, breeding stock you know?), and 1 big sombrero for any other child on the black sombrero market.
This site is obviously a hack parody from someone who loves himself, as anyone who truly loves Jesus would capitalize his name. (Or maybe you simply cannot find the "Shift" key?)
And what about Pres. Bush's immigrant work programs? Are those under fire too, or is the world going to hell in a handbasket simply because of "liberals?"
This blog is too inconsistent to be credible.
"Pastor," please tell us how you came to know the LORD. Your credibility is on the line.
hey leslie & anon 4:22pm,
FUCK YOU!
what's wrong with loving yourself? I guess in your book, only christians go to heaven, huh?
and why should anyone have to explain to you what their faith is and what it's based on? you're certainly not qualified to judge anything; if you were you wouldn't be human! Go start a damned church or something, and let us americans exercise our freedom to speak.
i agree with anon..this is a hilarious post. you should enter in parody contests cause you're GREAT at it!
Pastor, Rant on! You are righteous and Just! You just missed one crucial point... I just returned from the chicken plants on the eastern shore and you would be shocked (!!) at the number of homo illegals! I dare not think about what they must be doing to those poor delicate chickens cooped up! Let's hold hands and pray for the salvation of these obvious sinners.
-The Anonymous One
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